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The New Declaration of Independence.

October 21, 2019

rawImageWhen in the course of current events, it becomes necessary for the people to dissolve the political incompetents who have arisen, and to assume for the protection of the earth, and a respect for common decency, the requirement that they declare the reasons which impel them to this action.

We hold these truths to be unshakeable, that all persons are created equal, that all have unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights and reclaim them from the current political chaos, we need to change the self seeking imbecile currently in the White House.

When one man becomes as destructive to democracy as this megalomaniac, it is the right of the people to impeach him and replace him with someone who will respect the institutions in place and secure the Safety and Happiness of all. Prudence dictates that governments shall not be changed lightly and especially not for personal gain. But when a long train of abuses and lies, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Nepotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such imbeciles, and to provide new candidates for their future security.

Such has been the patient sufferance of the citizens of this country; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter those in government. The history of the present so-called President is a history of repeated injuries and lies, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good, by refusing, and encouraging his subordinates to refuse, to co-operate with investigations.

He has forbidden the Senators in his pocket to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has colluded with foreign governments to influence the outcome of our national election, and gone out of his way to cover up that collusion.

He has appointed heads to his Cabinet posts who are incompetent and are doing all they can to dismantle the very institutions they oversee.

He has put forth federal judges uniquely unqualified, yet loyal to his beliefs.

He has refused to accept or discuss the scientifically proven danger of climate change and has isolated our country from those who are working to heal the planet.

He has been accused, and bought off some of his accusers, of not only sexual harassment, but of rape.

He has ridiculed anyone who either disagrees with him or criticizes him in any way.

He has blatantly put family members in government positions allowing them to enrich themselves at the expense of the nation.

He has randomly placed tariffs on foreign goods, harming farmers, business owners, and the population of the nation as a whole.

He has abandoned our allies in favor of brutal dictators, leaving those who have fought with us to die en masse.

He has accepted the word of dictators over our own intelligence community and tried to undermine the work of our investigative bodies such as the CIA and FBI.

He has opened land for mining, oil exploration, and deforesting to the detriment of our environment.

He has diverted funds from an already struggling military to a useless border wall for an idea based on conspiracy theories, putting our national security at risk.

He is allowing a foreign government to purchase our military, essentially turning our fighting force into mercenaries.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, causing our nation to divide rather than work for the common good.

He has violated, and continues to violate, Article 1,Section 9, Paragraph 8 of the United States Constitution, known as the emoluments clause.

He has conspired with a foreign government which is actively paying to have our military personnel killed.

He has ignored the scientific community regarding the current pandemic, allowing over one-hundred thousand Americans to die needlessly.

In every stage of these Oppressions, we have looked to Congress for redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated outcries have been answered only by repeated inaction. A President whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

We, therefore, the people of the United States of America, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good people of this country, solemnly publish and declare, That this pseudo-president be impeached and that the United States return to a government for the people and by the people. And that any and all who have colluded or aided in this President’s shenanigans be removed from public office and incarcerated along with him. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our vote, our taxes and our sacred Honor.

Signed by the

People of the United States of America


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