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Our New National Anthem

February 2, 2017

Per executive order 432.1, dated February 2, 2017, I, Donald J.Trump proclaim the following as the new national anthem of the United States of America.  Heretofore to be sung at all public gatherings, sporting events, and school assemblies.

The Nationalistic Banner

Oh, hey, can you agree, that The Donald’s so bright.

And so proudly we hail at all of Trump’s streaming.

Whose broad ban and bold strokes, we promise not to fight

And under Bannon’s constant watch, we’re so gratefully beaming.

With the borders secure, the Muslims no longer here.

Giving proof thro’ the night that our flag is still pure.

O hey, does that nationalistic banner show our might

O’er the land for those like us and the home of the right.

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